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A Twat Free New Year
Alas, we've reached the end of another year, and the end of the first decade of this millennium. We have so much to be proud of thus far, have we not? We've elected a black man as president; elevated a gun toting Stepford Wife to celebutante status; and gotten Lindsey Lohan into rehab, again. Oh casque beats (http://www.airconditioningrepaireagan.com), and don't forget The Situation. Not totally sure how we're all gonna top that in the coming decade, but I'm looking forward to seeing us try. Aren't you?
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Jennifer Love Hewitt introduced us to the magic of Vajazzling, where crystals are applied to a freshly shorn "Vajayjay." (And for those who are too cheap or intimidated by crazy glue on their privates, apparently there's Clitter!)
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Maybe the hot young babes will take heed of these products and show themselves off more. How will us guys know about all of this if unless we get the opportunity to see these products in use on a regular basis?
I also hope this idea will move up to the boobies. Far too many babes insist on wearing several items on top and having hundreds of straps showing. Nowhere near as enjoyable as past decades when a percentage wouldn't wear a bra.